Ship Your Enemies Coronavirus
The perfectly viral gift for that special someone in your life.
Harvesting
Your COVID-19 sample will be harvested from the nasal cavity of our fresh supply of infected old people.
Packing
The sample is secured in a spring-actuated aerosol can, ensuring a surprising 'sneeze' effect upon opening.
Shipping
The package will be shipped via priority mail directly to your enemy, where infection and incubation can occur in as little as two days!
Our Team
Fueled by vitriolic hate and the tears of orphans, our team is committed to delivering a first rate viral experience to the important people in your life.
Charles Koch
Guiding the sidehustle of a few millenials as they supple on my teat of insidious wisdom.
Ariel
I'm just doing this until I get a callback for the Off-Broadway Musical Stomp
Bigfoot Believer Bob
Forcing my neighbors into listening to my stream of consciousness is no longer enough.
Karen the Conqueror
Elevating complaints into an art form.
Person that created Jar Jar Binks
Bringing you the most memorable and baffling pranks with a touch of cinematic infamy.
Conspiracy Connie
Bringing the perfect mix of fun and chaos to every order.